i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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