I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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