I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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