what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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