Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Randomize
