you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
How's work?
Spinning.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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