i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i will never coherently bang her
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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