i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Randomize
