We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I wear drunk well.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
