she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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