nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
50% drunk capacity currently
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
