that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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