we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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