I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
