What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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