You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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