? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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