1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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