I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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