So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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