I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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