I wanna passion pit in your ass
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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