I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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