So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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