So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
My vagina is very pro this idea
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