She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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