i need an iv and a liver transplant
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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