is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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