just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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