I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You can't motorboat a personality
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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