I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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