My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I got chris browned last night
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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