you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I would ride that face into the sunset
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
