Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Randomize
