I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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