i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
MIDGETS
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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