Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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