your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Randomize
