Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You pole danced in your parka.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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