i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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