Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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