According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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