after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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