I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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