There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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