What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
3 2 1 whiskey
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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