So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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