So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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