I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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