You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
